#Pleasant kenobi series

The flavor of OG Frosted Flavors definitely dominates here. The chocolate Frosted Flakes have a really hard time jumping out when they’re still crunchy. Sweet and sugar notes dominate with the slightest hint of cocoa floating on the top end. Right after pouring the milk: All it takes is a splash of milk to bring these crunchy corn flakes to life.I decided to document tasting notes in three stages, since the flavor of cereal starts to change once it soaks up the milk. I poured some whole milk over a bowl and here is the verdict: It’s good. The Obi-Wan Kenobi Frosted Flakes are a simple half-and-half combination of OG Frosted Flakes and Chocolate Frosted Flakes, two cereal flavors that have been on shelves for longer than you’ve been alive. This is cereal we’re talking about, how much is there to actually say? Okay, if you’re wondering why I’ve gone on for three paragraphs now about some random shit that isn’t cereal in an article that serves as a cereal review it’s because. Every time I see a box of Captain Crunch I hear Alec saying, “this is not the cereal you’re looking for.” Just try to unsee that now that I’ve planted it in your head. Tony’s got the right face for this box, the only other cereal mascot this would work with is Captain Crunch because of his strange likeness to Alec Guinness. That bee from Honey Nut Cheerios? ‘Fuck outta here.

You can’t do Trix, those ears are never going to work with the hood and helmet, and that weird Honeycomb creature? He’d never be able to pull it off. If you did this box art with Lucky the Leprechaun, it would say Ron Weasley before Obi-Wan Kenobi. As a nerd, consider me sold.Īllow me this tangent: this simply wouldn’t work with any other cereal mascot aside from Tony. On the blue side, you’ve got Tony in a Jedi hood, on the red side, Tony rocking a Vader helmet. The box features Tony the Tiger with a dual-color blue and red lightsaber dividing his face (frustratingly not an option at Disney Land’s build your own lightsaber exhibit). Obi-Wan Kenobi Frosted Flakes Dane Riveraīefore we get into the cereal, we have to talk about the presentation. If you hit Walmart you might be able to pick up a box early, but it won’t contain the two flavors, instead it’ll be a single flavor chosen at random and will forever seal your fate as being light side or dark side.

#Pleasant kenobi series

Or if it’s more like (lord forgive me) the Disney+ Obi-Wan Kenobi series itself, which is to say, just fine.

But we acquired a box ahead of time, to see if this stuff makes it worth explaining to everyone who comes to your house why you have five boxes of cereal with Tony the Tiger in Jedi and Sith cosplay. The Star Wars Obi-Wan Kenobi Frosted Flakes, featuring a “light side” of original Frosted Flakes flakes and a “dark side” of chocolate flakes, won’t hit stores nationwide until July. Naturally, Disney thought to throw promotion for Obi-Wan onto a thing that is also primarily for children: sugary breakfast cereal. Great art transcends demographic, but at its core Star Wars’ target audience has always been children (George Lucas said so himself, on multiple occasions). It just might not be in the form you want it to be. If you’re feeling a bit bittersweet about saying goodbye to Ewan McGregor and Hayden Christensen again, don’t worry, if you know anything about Disney, you can bet that this is almost certainly not the last you’re going to see of Obi-Wan and Darth. There is only one more episode left of the Disney+ series Obi-Wan Kenobi.